Two female friends were chatting about a guy.
- How are things going between you and that new guy?
- It's all in the past now.

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- What's wrong? You two were so affectionate on Sunday!
That night, it rained in the park, and while we were sheltering from the rain, his hands kept...
- Did I grope you?
That would be better. Instead, he kept covering the watch face with his hand, afraid of getting water in.

























