jokes

Offering oranges in lawyer style.

"Please, sir, have this orange!" That's not the proper way for a lawyer to say it, so how should one offer an orange in a way befitting a legal professional?

Disappointment sets in when neighbor asks her to fix a light bulb.

The young man had noticed the girl in the room next door for a long time but hadn't had the chance to confess his feelings; one day, the light bulb in her room broke, and she asked him to replace it for her.

The girl who made married men resent her.

At their 10th wedding anniversary celebration, a guest asked Tom, "Over the years, has there been any woman who made you regret marrying her?"

My worst fear is going on a date with my girlfriend in the rain.

Two guys were chatting, and one asked, "Hey! What's your biggest fear when you go out with your girlfriend?"

Dumped when his girlfriend wanted to go somewhere where she could cry her heart out.

Seeing his roommate looking downcast, Tý asked, "What's wrong, Tèo? Heartbroken?"

When the vegetable vendor 'follows the trend'

When the vegetable vendor joins the Facebook trend.

When going to the store to buy vegetables, you absolutely must interact with the owner in an online style.

Secrets to men getting rich quickly.

After his big business deal went bankrupt, Giáp lamented to Ất: "Brother, I've failed again!"

He became a billionaire thanks to his stupid employees.

A journalist interviews a billionaire: "What contributed to your success?"

When a handsome 1.85m tall man catches the eye of his boss's wife.

Two colleagues were chatting, and one said, "Last week, a grain of sand got in my wife's eye, and we had to go to the doctor to have it removed, which cost 50 dong."

Even when running for your life, the ghost still caught up.

After a long night of heavy drinking, the two young men left the bar, jumped into their car, and started the engine; after a few minutes, an old man appeared at the window and gently tapped on the glass.

Reasons why husbands don't take their wives fishing.

Sarah excitedly told her neighbor, "I just went fishing with my husband!"

Wife gloats even though her husband was slapped by a beautiful woman.

Tom looked delighted to have a stunningly beautiful woman standing next to him, pressed close in the elevator.

'I told you your wife was really asleep.'

While away on a business trip, the husband texted his wife in the middle of the night: "My love, are you asleep yet?"

Why do men go bald and women have a lot of hair?

One day, Tý asked his mother, "Mom, why does Dad have so little hair?"

Husband loses sleep because neighbor is having an affair.

The couple were getting ready for bed when they heard their neighbors arguing.

How to get revenge on your wife on March 8th.

After being scolded by his wife on March 8th, Teo had no choice but to swallow his anger and went out, only returning near evening, but he was still resentful.

The artist is afraid of his wife and the nude model.

One winter day, while working, the model complained to the artist that it was too cold for her to continue posing nude.

The ultimate trick to dealing with both your wife and the butcher.

My wife is fierce, and the butcher cheats with the scales. How can I get home safely when my wife sends me out to buy meat?

The ultimate sales technique

On the weekend, a man went to the market to buy cow's milk.

The arrogant lady receives the bitter consequences.

The young man was sitting on the bus on his way to work when the lady sitting next to him struck up a conversation, asking, "How old are you?"

Even worse than sexual harassment.

When her best friend asked if the reason for the breakup was because her boyfriend had been sexually harassing her, the girl angrily replied, "That would have been better."

What is used to measure men's health?

The wife, who was sitting reading the newspaper, turned to her husband and said, "Honey, people use a thermometer to measure temperature..."

Romantic text messages without accents and the hilarious and awkward ending.

The guy is trying to win over a girl, but they live far apart, so they can only text each other every day.

The terrible harm that kissing can do to your health.

Seeing that his friend was a playboy, the single guy turned to him and asked about love.

The lifelong regret of a gentleman whose love story began thanks to a car accident.

Seeing his father constantly reminding him to drive carefully, the boy became curious and went to ask his mother.

Tricking out a jealous husband with a hand mixer.

There was a husband who was very jealous; he would call home from work to keep an eye on his wife.

Husband furious over wife's text message without accents.

Misinterpreting something completely different with a text message without diacritics, this couple found themselves in an awkward and embarrassing situation.

To subtly criticize your wife's appearance.

While having a buffet dinner, the husband noticed his wife eating sparingly and said, "The buffet is priced per person, so eat heartily so you don't waste anything."