
Offering oranges in lawyer style.
"Please, sir, have this orange!" That's not the proper way for a lawyer to say it, so how should one offer an orange in a way befitting a legal professional?

"Please, sir, have this orange!" That's not the proper way for a lawyer to say it, so how should one offer an orange in a way befitting a legal professional?

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