Offering oranges in lawyer style.

Offering oranges in lawyer style.

"Please, sir, have this orange!" That's not the proper way for a lawyer to say it, so how should one offer an orange in a way befitting a legal professional?

Even worse than sexual harassment.

Even worse than sexual harassment.

14:27 06/11/2023

When her best friend asked if the reason for the breakup was because her boyfriend had been sexually harassing her, the girl angrily replied, "That would have been better."

What is used to measure men's health?

What is used to measure men's health?

11:00 27/10/2023

The wife, who was sitting reading the newspaper, turned to her husband and said, "Honey, people use a thermometer to measure temperature..."

To subtly criticize your wife's appearance.

To subtly criticize your wife's appearance.

12:54 12/09/2023

While having a buffet dinner, the husband noticed his wife eating sparingly and said, "The buffet is priced per person, so eat heartily so you don't waste anything."