Published on June 16, 2020, 03:00 PM

Đàn bà điên mới lấy anh

Tom hỏi người bạn hơn 40 tuổi của mình: "John, tại sao đến bây giờ anh vẫn chưa kết hôn?".

John hờ hững đáp:

- Vì tôi vẫn chưa tìm được người phụ nữ hoàn hảo.

- Vậy theo anh, thế nào mới là một người phụ nữ hoàn hảo? - Tom tò mò.

John điềm tĩnh đáp:

- Cô ấy phải là một người thật sự xinh đẹp, nấu ăn ngon, giỏi việc nhà, có một công việc tốt, biết cách quản lý tiền bạc và hiền dịu. Có một căn nhà riêng cũng là yêu cầu cần thiết.

Tom cười lớn:

- Người phụ nữ như thế có điên mới lấy cậu đấy, John à!

John nhún vai:

- Chỉ cần đủ các tiêu chí trên là được. Chuyện cô ấy có điên hay không tôi không quan tâm đến.

-!!!

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