Chị bán vịt đáp:
- 100 nghìn đồng.
- Vậy đầu, chân, cánh giá bao nhiêu?
Chị bán vịt thầm nghĩ chắc gặp phải tên cù lần đi chợ nên hét giá:
- 50 nghìn.
- Vậy chặt đi!
Chặt xong, chị bán vịt đưa đám đầu chân cánh cho khách, khấp khởi nói:
- Này anh! Cho em xin 50 nghìn.
Chàng luật sư bình thản đáp:
- Tôi lấy phần còn lại.
-!?!
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