Cô vợ cũng không vừa:
- Em cố tình để đấy. Vì nếu rút ra thì em sẽ quên mất đã cất chìa khóa xe chỗ nào mất thôi.
- Nhưng em cứ cắm như thế thì trộm lấy thì sao? - ông chồng rên rỉ.
Cô vợ vênh mặt:
- Không sao, em vẫn còn chìa khóa sơ cua cơ mà!
-!!!
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