Published on June 05, 2020, 11:19 AM

Ôm nhầm cô thư ký

Vợ một giám đốc rất hay ghen; một hôm bà bất chợt tới phòng làm việc của chồng.

Và ở đó, bà chứng kiến cảnh tượng đúng như mình dự đoán. Bà hét lên:

Hey! I caught you letting your secretary sit on your lap!

Giám đốc trả lời:

My love, you're completely wrong.

The wife grumbled:

- How could I be mistaken? Aren't you holding a little girl in your arms right now?

- Yeah, I guess so - the director said miserably.

The wife shrieked:

- And yet you're saying I'm completely wrong?

The manager hastily explained:

- I was mistaken. This isn't your secretary, but the secretary of your business partner.

-!!!

MINO(Collect)

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